Well since i'm a student of a traditional chinese kungfu school, it's only natural to have some appreciation of stuff like this:
Ways to Abuse Shaolin
Ok, i admit they'll probably never teach me how to ignite the cheese, that knowledge is preserved only for the few chosen disciples who train more than i ever will be able to.
I'm working on the Meditation part (patience is the key),
but that thing by the watercooler .. that's just easy ;)